Thought this was pretty funny:<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t argue with me.
\n2. If you say you\u2019re an idiot for doing something, I\u2019ll likely agree.
\n3. Don\u2019t lie about what you did, we\u2019ll find out anyway.
\n4. IT might be awesome and powerful, but even we have limitations.
\n5. Don\u2019t cry wolf.
\n6. It\u2019s pretty likely you don\u2019t have the most important job.
\n7. Like an elevator button, we won\u2019t come to you faster if you keep pushing ours.
\n8. Email me, we\u2019ve got 5 devices that tell us when we get a new email.\u00a0 However, many of us still only have one that tells us when you left a voicemail.
\n9. Don\u2019t cry.
\n10. We can do most, if not more than the things you think we can do, but we don\u2019t because we don\u2019t really care.<\/p>\n

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